The Ten Greatest Albums of the Century
FRASIER: Remember when you thought the 1812 Overture was a great piece
of music?
NILES: Was I ever that young?
-- Frasier (Paramount Television,
1993)
I was asked, then nagged, to submit my picks for the greatest albums
of the Twentieth Century. However, as albums themselves were a 20th Century
invention, I figured they, like the music recorded on them, were timeless.
Music, good music anyway, should be timeless, for there is a transcendent
quality in music that lifts the spirit from the bounds of the present into
a sort of limitless, formless dimension of the imagination, freeing the
soul and intellect from the claims of Being into a sort of pure existenz
- one with the universe.
If you should want more on this subject, I advise you to look up the
works of Arthur Schopenhauer, in particular, The World as Will and Appearance
(Vol. 1, Sec. 52). And, yes, it's available at Amazon! Though I do not
agree with Schopenhauer's Pessimism, his chapter on music is a gem in itself
and far preferable to the persnickety pabulum of the pompous pettifoggers
who toll for the mass culture machine as exemplified by such dubious propaganda
as Rolling Stone, Creem, Spin, etc.
My taste in music is more eclectic, reflected in my picks. I reflected
on not only the music and artist, but also the place of the music and influence
of the artist on later music. Because I can never shut up, my list of ten
is actually twelve, in no particular order, plus a bonus pick that should
illustrate the seriousness of this entire venture. So here goes nothing:
Beethoven: Complete Symphonies
Herbert Von Karajan, Conductor
Deustche Grammophon, 1963
The greatest composer of all time, the greatest piece of music (9th
Symphony, 4th movement) ever put to an instrument, and the greatest conductor
of all time. Need I say more?
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Mozart: Le nozze di Figaro
Erich Kleiber, Conductor
Decca, 1955
Not every German opera needs to be three days long or unbearable to
the ear. Mozart's opera, performed by such virtuosos as Fernando Corena
and Suzanne Danco, shows us just how delightful operas can be, and helped
set the tone for the later Italian masters, as well as Kurt Weill and Bertolt
Brecht.
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Tchaikovsky: Piano Concerto No. 1
Performed by Artur Rubinstein and Vladimir Horowitz
Palexa Reissue, 1999
An interesting CD: two virtuosos performing the same piece. Choose
for yourself. Frankly the Rubinstein version has one thing the Horowitz
version lacks - the soul of the piece. Horowitz is more technically able,
but only Rubinstein can communicate that which is better left unsaid.
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Bertolt Brecht and Kurt Weill: The Rise and Fall of the City of Mahoganny
Performed by Lotte Lenya, the Northwest German Radio Chorus and
the Northwest German Radio Orchestra, Wilhelm Bruckner-Ruggeberg, Conductor
Sony Classics, 1955
There are few artists of the rank of Brecht and Weill, especially when
Lotte Lenya is performing their music. Although best known for The Threepenny
Opera, Mahoganny was more influential on rock music. The Doors covered
"The Alabama Song" on their initial LP, although they omitted the verse
beginning "Oh Show us the way to the next dollar bill . . ." It just wouldn't
have been fitting, would it? Strong indications are that the Who's Tommy
and the Kinks' Arthur were also influenced by this opera, as, too, the
Police, especially Sting.
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Ella Fitzgerald. The Legendary Decca Recordings
Universal/GRP, 1995
The most innovative voice in Jazz, bar none. Long before Sinatra came
along she showed us how to use the human voice as a Jazz instrument. Ella,
for me, was at her height during the 40s, when she recorded such standards
as "A-Tisket, A-Tasket," "Five O’clock Whistle," and "Stairway to the Stars."
Although a current mini-craze for Ella’s music has been created by the
hype surrounding the latest documentary by America’s leading Philistine,
Ken Burns, I expect the music to keep its timeless quality despite the
consumerist onslaught. A side note: "The Best of Benny Goodman features
an early Ella classic, "Goodnight, My Love," recorded in 1937, that because
of legal reasons, was not allowed to be released at the time. It is a must
have for any Ella fan.
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George Gershwin: "Rhapsody in Blue / An American in Paris
Leonard Bernstein, Conductor
Sony Classics, 1987
In music, passion is everything. And no one had quite the passion for
Gershwin than Leonard Bernstein. His rendition of "Rhapsody in Blue" is
an American standard that brings out the passion of the piece and the creativeness
of its composer. This version should be in every record library. No other
can match its force.
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Frank Sinatra: In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning
Arranged by Nelson Riddle
Capitol (remastered), 1998
I come by Sinatra naturally, as my parents loved Ol' Blue Eyes, and
there was always a recording of his playing in the background of my childhood.
This is Frank's first collaboration with Nelson Riddle, and what Ella Fitzgerald
does for jazz, Frank Sinatra does for ballads. Sinatra has influenced almost
every rock singer who followed, from Elvis to McCartney to Bono. It is
no accident all those rockers wanted to do Duets with Old Frankie. This
album is an introduction to the reason why.
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The Mothers of Invention: Freak Out
Rykodisc, 1966
Frank Zappa was probably the most creative force ever to come out of
rock and roll. Combining a solid knowledge of classical music and avant-garde
classical (Stravinsky, Varese, Ives) with a good old boogie-woogie and
enough satire to escape pomposity, Zappa and the Mothers came at the listener
any number of ways, each delightful and each brand new upon subsequent
discovery. The juxtaposition of such satirical songs as
"Hungry Freaks, Daddy," "Wowie Zowie," and "Who Are the Brain Police,"
with the Varese influenced "Return of the Son of the Monster Magnet," produces
the brilliant "Trouble Every Day," all coated with a pop veneer. For better
or worse, there would be no techno movement without him. Required listening.
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Willie Dixon: The Chess Box
Chess, 1988
Forget Robert Johnson. Sure, Johnson was brilliant, even thought his
career began after his death. It was Willie Dixon who was the bluesman
who truly influenced Rock. Remember "Spoonful" (Cream), "Little Red Rooster"
(Stones, Thorogood), "Back Door Man" (Doors), and "I Can't Quit You Baby"
(Led Zep)? Here's the guy who wrote these standards, recorded on this album
by legends as Howling Wolf, Little Milton, Bo Diddley and Muddy Waters.
Also on the album is Muddy Waters' rendition of "You Need Love," later
plagiarized by Led Zeppelin into "Whole Lotta Love." Willie sued and won,
forcing Jimmy Page (Led Wallet) to do what he hated most: pay someone else
royalties.
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Beatles: Revolver
Capitol, 1966
Never mind the recent hype from VHl. This is a great album, but I'd
never vote for it as the greatest of all time. However, it is important
in that it, along with Rubber Soul, marks the transition from power pop
to the mature stylings of Sgt. Pepper, The White Album, and Abbey Road.
Lennon was never better than in his dreamscapes, "I'm Only Sleeping," and
"Tomorrow Never Knows," which led to the later "Across the Universe," one
of the few Rock lyrics that actually approaches poetry. McCartney moves
from the haunting "Eleanor Rigby," and "For No One," to the upbeat "Got
to Get You Into My Life," and "Good Day Sunshine." George contributes three
good songs, including the wittily nasty "Taxman," and the great "I Want
to Tell You." Even Ringo gets a chance to shine with "Yellow Submarine."
(Face it, we all sang this as kids.) Consider its influence on later groups.
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Led Zeppelin: The BBC Sessions
Atlantic, 1997
Remember when Led Zep was a real kick-ass band, rather than the "best
of' compiler it has become today? Forget for a moment the overproduced
albums and listen to this collection of live songs for the BBC. In these
recordings, Led Zep shows the real promise of what they could have been,
rather than the bloated, overproduced band they eventually became. The
songs on this CD resonate with a crispness I had quite forgotten Led Zep
originally possessed. These were the days when Jimmy Page's metal guitar
licks didn't drown out Robert Plant's great blues voice, when John Bonham
didn't go on and on for no reason, and when John Paul Jones played crisp
bass. Just listen to "Black Dog," "The Girl I Love She Got Long Wavy Black
Hair," or their rendition of Robert Johnson's "Traveling Riverside Blues."
Even the overplayed "Stairway to Heaven" comes alive once more, if only
for a brief time. My only regret is they didn't play "Kashmir," one of
Rock's truly great anthems. I would have loved to hear that one.
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Captain Beefheart: The Spotlight Kid/ Clear Spot
Warner Brothers, 1974
There is no one quite like Captain Beefheart. A classmate of Frank
Zappa, possessed of an eight octave range voice (you heard correctly),
Beefheart combines Delta blues, Dada and surrealist poetry, free jazz,
and techno-classicists like Stravinsky into something that once heard,
cannot be repeated and is never forgotten. Beefheart, though, is an acquired
taste. Definitely not for the timid, his music can shock the most hardened
Rock fan upon first listen. The music does not contain a hook, but is itself
a hook, and once hooked, there is no escape. The albums I recommend here
are Beefheart at his most mainstream. Coming off the avant-garde Lick My
Decals Off, Baby, The Spotlight Kid highlights Beefheart the blues stylist.
It is also no coincidence that this was the first Captain Beehheart album
since leaving Frank Zappa's Straight/Bizarre label for just plain Warner.
Clear Spot is also a delight, an attempt to capture the Memphis Stax sound
of the Sixties, albeit with the Beefheart twist.
Unfortunately, Beefheart is better known for influencing artists such
as Devo, John Lydon, Tom Waits and PJ Harvey rather than actually selling
records himself. But give a listen to the man whose album Safe as Milk
was thought by John Lennon to be an artistic masterpiece. Then when you're
ready, go and listen to Trout Mask Replica or Ice Cream for Crow. Revel
in such tunes as "Old Fart at Play," "I Love You, You Big Dummy," "Woe-Is-Uh-Me-Bop,"
or "My Head is My Only House Unless It Rains." Once you become a Beefheart
fan, you will never be the same.
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ADDED BONUS!!
Fred Blassie: I Bite the Songs
Rhino, 1985
Could any list be complete without this masterpiece? Not is you consider
who this is and what publication's website it's for. It's, nice to come
back to reality after my vacation in the Bahamas. There is no one like
Fred Blassie. His "Pencil Neck Geek" was cited by no less an authority
than Doctor Demento as one of the all-time masterpieces of music. So who
am I to criticize? Fred also sings other songs on the album and I wish
I could remember them now, but I can't because I just went back to the
Bahamas. Just remember: before there was Nirvana, there was Fred Blassie.
And after there was Nirvana, there was Fred Blassie. I don't quite know
what this means, but my psychiatrist tells me its somehow related to my
reluctance to return a badminton serve. Tennis, anyone?
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